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What you do when you are extremely and totally jealous.
I'm going to the Taylor Swift concert on Friday, are you ridin' jelly?
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When a man smooshes an entire fluffernutter with strawberry jelly sandwich in his fist while a woman lays spread eagle in front of him. He proceeds to repeatedly fist her in the vagina with the sandwich still crushed in his hand.
Chris: Yo, I gave Susie an uppercunternutter with jelly last night.
BJ: Was it good?
Chris: It jammed her up
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Little second grade kids usings drugs, pcp, lsd, weed, etc
Jennie is a "jelly Brain"
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A Jelly-Dean is a type of person that has so many awesome skills, merits, and talents as an individual, that people can only refer to them as "Jelly-Dean" (A smart type of Jelly Bean, with the most amazing flavor known to man and a color outside of the visible spectrum.)
Person 1: "Jelly-Dean!" I love you with all my heart! You are so Awesome!"
Jelly-Dean: "Awwwww. Bump-Bump I love you!
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Another way yet to refer to semen, especially the kind that dries quickly to the consistency of rubber cement (mucilage) or jelly.
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Guy cums on partner's stomach: "Oops! Better wipe that up quick before it turns into genital jelly."
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The jelly like substance that is shed with menstrual blood during a woman's time of the month. Also known as uterine lining.
Lauren had a large amount of blood jelly on her toilet paper when she wiped, because she's on her period.
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Men or women that only like to fuck obese people
Man 1: Did you see the size of that bird simo took home last night, she was huge
Man 2: that's cause he's a jelly fucker
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