Jelly-Dean

A Jelly-Dean is a type of person that has so many awesome skills, merits, and talents as an individual, that people can only refer to them as "Jelly-Dean" (A smart type of Jelly Bean, with the most amazing flavor known to man and a color outside of the visible spectrum.)

Person 1: "Jelly-Dean!" I love you with all my heart! You are so Awesome!"

Jelly-Dean: "Awwwww. Bump-Bump I love you!

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genital jelly

Another way yet to refer to semen, especially the kind that dries quickly to the consistency of rubber cement (mucilage) or jelly.

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Guy cums on partner's stomach: "Oops! Better wipe that up quick before it turns into genital jelly."

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Ridin' jelly

What you do when you are extremely and totally jealous.

I'm going to the Taylor Swift concert on Friday, are you ridin' jelly?

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Uppercunternutter with Jelly

When a man smooshes an entire fluffernutter with strawberry jelly sandwich in his fist while a woman lays spread eagle in front of him. He proceeds to repeatedly fist her in the vagina with the sandwich still crushed in his hand.

Chris: Yo, I gave Susie an uppercunternutter with jelly last night.
BJ: Was it good?
Chris: It jammed her up

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Jelly Brain

Little second grade kids usings drugs, pcp, lsd, weed, etc

Jennie is a "jelly Brain"

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Blood Jelly

The jelly like substance that is shed with menstrual blood during a woman's time of the month. Also known as uterine lining.

Lauren had a large amount of blood jelly on her toilet paper when she wiped, because she's on her period.

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jelly fucker

Men or women that only like to fuck obese people

Man 1: Did you see the size of that bird simo took home last night, she was huge
Man 2: that's cause he's a jelly fucker

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