Random
Source Code
Random
Usually what girls eat while watching the notebook.
Girl: Ugh, he cheated on me..I need Ben and Jerrys.
62👍 22👎
A sex act when you shoot your load in your partner's eye causing them to squint in that eye. It invokes the image of Colonel Klink, a German officer (Jerry) from TV's Hogan's Heroes, who squinted in one eye from wearing a monocle. Also named after it's namesake Jerry A. who had a pre-occupation with Colonel Klink and monocles in general.
He gave that poor girl a Dirty Jerry and now she might never see in that eye again.
32👍 9👎
as Christopher Hitchens put it nicely, "A conscious charlatan, vulgar bully and crook; lived by hatred of others, and prejeduce, and committed treason by saying the United States and it's civil society deserved the attacks on 9/11; Jerry Fallwell lived on superstition, bigotry, and hatred of others, dislike of people whose lives he knew nothing about, raised money from credulous organizations; made a career on superstition and hatred of others; if you have Falwell and enema he could be buried in a matchbox; I think it's a pity there isn't a hell for him to go to."
Jerry Falwell blamed the attacks on 9/11 on gays, femenists, and other people he disliked...
164👍 70👎
Very, very good drummer. Drummed for the New York Dolls (replaced Billy Murcia) and Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers among others. Very gorgeous and adorable. Born on the 7th of May 1946 and died on the 14th of January 1992, of bacterial Meningitis. R.I.P.
Person 1: Oh man, Jerry Nolan is just the grooviest.
Person 2: Groovy? More like PURE ROCK N ROLL.
When a woman masturbates to Jerry Springer’s show and becomes wet.
Jerry Springer (on the show)- And how does this make you feel, Natasha”
Karen (watching his show at home) -“OHH JERRY THAT FEELS AMAZING AAAGGGHHHH YOU GAVE ME A JERRY SPRINKLER”
Jerry is a really nice guy to have around he smart and talented but only at one thing. he is emotionally weak so treat him nicely. He amazing and get what he wants all the times
Look at Jerry Loja let go talk to him. Jerry Loja is so smart and talented maybe he can help us.
The inventor of the Posi-Pour. It is commonly found on the tops of liquor bottles in bars and restarunts. The Posi-Pour is a liquor controll method that pours exactly one shot.
Jerry Magnuson invented the Posi-Pour and made a lot of money.