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JETLIFE is a lifestyle of constantly moving upward and forward, or (staying high).
To live the life of a jet plane is to constantly climb, and build speed after takeoff.
A jet is an aircraft propelled by jet engines. Jet engines work from being propelled on the ground then lifting the plane at a constant upward and forward motion.
Jet life to the next life. I.e. Upward and Forward after we start or leave, No looking back or down.
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According to my high school principle, joints can be laced with this substance and, when smoked, is fatal to high school swimmers.
That chick smoked a joint laced with jet fuel and she died! Oh noes!
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once one of the greatest indie rock bands to emerge from the jawbreaker era, now simply reduced to hackneyed poor-me pop/piano crap.
"man, did you hear jets to brazil's orange rhyming dictionary?"
"yeah, what a fucking great album! hey, did you get perfecting loneliness?"
"yeah, dont ever get that. its awful. its like theyre trying to make you sad, but the music itself makes me want to cry out of sheer terribleness."
"word."
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After a hot night of sex, you wake up in the morning and find that after all that alcohol last night, you need to empty your full tank. You go to the toilet and aim up only to find that your urine is shooting off in multiple directions and is impossible to keep in the basin.
IRENE! Why am I peeing like I've been up all night having sex?
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A shot of cum that comes out really quick,and shoots the bitches face back.
A hot ass bitch was jerking off eddie's dick, when all the sudden he jet shot in my face!
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The jets of water seen in Jacuzzis where women congregate to have a little more than just conversation. You know they're masturbating when you hear them giggle!
You can always tell when those girls are talkin' to the little boy in the boat when you see them flock around those joy jets!
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