Jewish Republican

Someone who considers themselves to be Jewish but is ignorant of Jewish values, common sense, and/or the platforms, actions and reputations of the two major American political parties.

Let's attack a middle eastern country for a made up reason and see if it inspires more people to blow themselves up or sit in lotus and wish peace upon all men. Oh, totally the latter, I'm gonna vote Jewish Republican.

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jewish ranga

A jewish ranga is a ranga who is jewish or you think is a jewish.

Ohh, look at that Jewish Ranga!

Jewish Blowie

When a Jew females nose is so large, she cannot reach the penis of the Jewish mans small penis, therefore must perform felatio sideways.

Morse gave Felix a Jewish Blowie last week.

The Jewish Pipeline

You've heard of the Sunflower Sour Tower right? Where the girls lay one on top of the other and yada yada ya?
Well now we have the Jewish Pipeline. Where at least 5 guys lay down, from fat to skinny, and the girl sucks em all down the line.

Drunk jennifer was at a party of mostly drunk guys and declared it's time for her to take the Jewish Pipeline

jewish tuxedo

an unstylish combination of a sweater, dress pants, white socks, and sneakers.

Ben Stein likes to prance around in his Jewish tuxedo, telling people evolution isn't real.

out jewished

Another word used for an outplay in League of Legends. Kevin I know you are reading this you gey child

I just got out jewished by yasuo!

Jewish condom

It's like a regular condom, but you snip off the tip.

I wasn't quite ready to have kids, but I used a Jewish condom; now I'm going to be a tate.