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jive

to stab or be stabed several times in the pen with a makeshift knife called a shank or a jive

yo back the fuck the fuck of or i will jive your ass
your job is to sneek jives into the pen

by christopher palidino March 7, 2009


Jive

Really cool; chill; a good feeling; radical

"Dude, that's so jive!"
"I'm feeling so jive right now!"

by Sierra Mist May 25, 2015


jive

1920s slang term for cannabis

The latest crave, the country's rave is jive, jive, jive,
This modern treat makes life complete: jive, jive, jive!

All the jive is gone!
All the jive is gone!
All the jive is gone!
So come on in and drink some gin,
All the jive is gone!

by He Who Talks Loud Saying Nutin December 6, 2019


Jive ass

Fake, a fraud, pretendo , a make believe fake ass lying person who believes thinking he knows is the same as actually knowing.

I had to beat the hell out of a 3 dollar bill jive ass tough guy.

by Dreadwolfe March 27, 2020


Vag-jiving

Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.

Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?

Bro 2: Yeah sur-

(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-

(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".

Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?

by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog September 1, 2018


Jived

A more serious implementation of the word "fucked". It means you are in a more serious pickle than if you were said, "fucked" in a certain situation. Best if used with both implementations together to enforce the severity of your current pickle; "I'm so fucking jived".

Her: "I wasn't sure if the condom broke, but I missed my period."

Him: "Oh shit, we're fucking jived."

by I Shit Rainbows September 7, 2021


Fuckin' jive turkey

Any singer who's full vocal range is one semitone short of four octaves

hey what's matt bellamy's vocal range
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey

by Squidris Elba March 29, 2024