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1)A person who is likes an EXTREMELY LARGE amount of semen for the pleasure of getting cock all the time.
2) Or a girl you want to have sexual relations with to the extent that you coat her in a thick layer of semen.
1) Dude I hope you choke on some guys dick you Jizz Rooster
2)That girl is so hot I am going to make her my Jizz Rooster tonight.
Is a term used to describe an individual with a large quantity of pubic that typically gets jizzed on with a high frequency.
I was talking to Rob who was going to dismantle Tammy until he went down on her and noticed there was some crusted cum in the Jizz Jungle. Personally, I would have made her take a shower and shave that shit off, to which Rob replied you’d need a 5 pack of razors to chop it off. Rob said the jungle looked like it was jizzed on over a week ago. Talk about some bad hygiene.
Slang for an individuals face - Normally used when describing a past or future sexual encounter.
Ted: That girl you pulled last night was fat as fuck.
Dave: Yeah she wasn't the best, nice jizz canvas though!
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Barry: Have you seen the new girl in accounting?
Alan: Caught a glimpse of the backend of it before, what's the jizz canvas like?
Barry: favourable.
a girl who likes to drink sperm
Brian's Girlfriend is a Jizz-knocker
When you spray a lucozade sport bottle with the squeeze caps at someone!
He Luco-Jizzed all over me!
The accumiltion of Jizz from a long fap-free period.
Dude last jerk sesh, I had so much rollover jizz from my trip to tanzania, that I had to use a mop to clean up!
The grossest shot of all the shots. As the name implies, it's rum and jizz mixed.
"I made a bet with my friend that if either of us bangs our celeb crushes, the other person has to do a shot of rum jizz"