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Jonah Pollard

A dumb fuck guy who is ugly as fuck, no luck with the ladies. Nobody cares to be around, is tall tho, large dick but nobody wants it, but he has a good heart so that’s all that matters

Jonah pollard is a dumb cunt

by Daddy Ry April 28, 2019


Jonah Hills

A female with large breasts

Dude, I would so ride her Jonah Hills

by Cocranium November 17, 2022


Jonah Hill

(jow·nuh hil) v. The act of shitting upside down in a private residence restroom.

Hey man I just cooked up a dank jonah hill in your master bathroom. Beware

by DrippsMcDizzle January 20, 2022


Jonah Marais

Jonah Marais is the most talented man you will ever meet. He gives the best hugs and has the best smile in the entire world. Jonah is apart of the band Why Don't We with Corbyn Besson, Jack Avery, Daniel Seavey and Zach Herron.

Person; Have you seen that picture i sent you?
Me; that's Jonah Marais, from the man band why don't we
Person; he is an amazing singer.
Me; Like i don't already know that.

by jonahmaraiswoahs July 13, 2019


jonah mcfarland

Someone who is an absolute no fly zone. Nothing gets past this man. If its obvious hes gonna let you know. He is the iron fist and he likes to put the fist down.

Class: "Awww the 6 year old knows her birthday!"
Jonah Mcfarland: "Thats kind of a layup everyone knows their birthday."

by cjm01928347 May 5, 2023


jonah rivera

A big ole sweetheart. Ability to survive and fix anything. Biggest heart in the world. Always fighting for the underdog. He was was lost but he was finding it again. Bright light in this dark world....snuffed out to soon

Man you are such a Jonah Rivera

by Ethel Jean February 18, 2018


jonah 12

What a thief does to a picture of your wife in the middle of the day

Your mom just Jonah 12'd in my ass.

by ballsacks420 July 25, 2023