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Most people label him as untalented and unrelentlessly saying "YEAAH", "WHAAT?", and "OOKKAAY". He's actually a producer, not a rapper, although he does say whole lot more than people credit him for. If anything, he's a genius. Not just anybody can get millions by saying 3 words consecutively. He also helped kick off L'il Scrappy's career, and that Dave Chapelle Show episode was in COLLABORATION with Li'l Jon. Pay attention dummy.
Yea
What...What
Check dis out right (Yea)
Lil' Jon and the motherfuking East Side Boyz
The Kings of Krunk
Back at you with some new shit
Now just because we went platinum and shit don't mean we gone change nigga
We the muthafuking Kings of Krunk and we gon' always keep this muthafucker krunk
Now let's talk about some more music
-from the song, "What You Gon' Do
He actually has a whole verse too. If that doesn't shut you up why don't you go settle the score with him hm?
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An extremely handsome male who stands above the rest and is called John or Jon, therefore making them handsome Jon
Jon specifically cannot have the last name Arnold. Having, or being referred to as Arnold at any point makes a Jon ineligible for the title of Handsome Jon
Wow, look at that guy Jon, he's so handsome it's Handsome Jon
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David Jon is like God, he's great at sex, he's daring, funny, talented. He is a badass, he dominates at everything he does, even if it's his first time playing and doesn't even know the rules. David Jon could go against Chuck Norris and kick his ass. He also taught himself to fight like the fighters in the UFC. David Jon does NOT take shit from anybody, and will knock whoever down who talks shit. He has beautiful brown hair and blue/green eyes. He's just amazing.
Why is he so good at everything?
Because he's David Jon!
He's sooo David Jon!!!
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Its the ugliest thing ever. It is worse than roadkill. It is like taking a shit and dressing it up as a person
JOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Jon's Dick" is sweaty
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A lazy no good panda loving brony.
That Jon Kue is a flaker and never visits.
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Sexiest man alive, even when he doesn't speak..at all. His face is gorgeous enough to make you fall in love. Also has the extreme power to make you fall in love through texting.
Jon weaver; I've never talked to you in person but I bet you're pretty amazing ;)
Girl texting jon; *falls in love*
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