Captain America undercover
Handsome, loyal, brave, and charming
Josh is so cool
He’s alright. Pretty quiet. He can be really funny but can sometimes is just be annoying. He’s kind, sweet, and a gentleman. He can be quiet at first but once you get to know him you wish you didn’t
Oh, josh, he’s alight I guess.
Should we invite josh? Idk I guess so.
Josh is an utterly sassy bitch. Danger arises when his nostril flares and he can easily go full josh if threatened. He will boost your confidence like cocaine could never and is unconditionally loyal. Everyone who meets josh can’t help but love him because in his own word he’s potentially gorgeous and he can’t be described as anything less than hilarious. He’s either aggressively socialable or in a form which could be described as selected exstinction for a month.
Josh ripped a new hole in his art teacher for some unhelpful comments
Josh is the cutest, hottest, sexiest guy you will ever meet. He puts people he cares about before himself (which he really shouldn’t). He always tells his partner how much he loves them in a heartbeat. If you ever date a Josh NEVER leave him because you won’t find anyone better than a josh. Josh also tends to have an above average penis (so great fun). Josh is the best person you will ever meet so you don’t ever want to loose him. You know he’s a keeper if he smells amazing and the sight of him takes your breath away.
Person 1: Who is the hottie over there.
Person 2: That is Josh
Person 1: Woah I want a Josh