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Theo Juan

The Mexican equivelant of an Uncle Tom. A Mexican who falls outside of the sod, roofing, landscaping, and painting stereotype.

"hey amigo, look at that Theo Juan over there in that suit with all of his white friends walking into that fancy office building. It just aint right, he should be down here painting with the rest of us."

by Frankilicious April 8, 2008


Juan Erection

-A penis so erect, it crosses the Mexican-American border, therefore transforming it into a Juan Erection.
-Also used to describe Juan's Erection

Billy just experienced his first Juan Erection

by ShaggSpawns March 27, 2015


juan ortiz

The best at what he does hard working supports his family is very caring funny handsome amazing

He is so a Juan ortiz supporting his family

by 2003babyjo March 10, 2015

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty Juan

The Puerto Rican version of the Dirty Sanchez, when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache. could also be defined as when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip.

Laura was pissed and yelled at Manuel "don't ever give me a dirty Sanchez again", and Manuel replied I am Puerto Rican bitch, that was a Dirty Juan!

by laukerp August 3, 2009

40๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


fearless juan

excellent NYC folk rock band. Check them out at www.fearlessjuan.com

that band is almost as cool as fearless juan

by p_fish April 15, 2004

22๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Don Juan

A smooth talker, usually says the exact shit you wanna hear.

Ian: Dude, Mike's such a Don Juan~ -_-

by Pammy Pop ^o^ October 22, 2009

102๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Don Juaned

Bamboozled, shafted, or hoodwinked

by Alejandro September 9, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž