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script kitty

a n00b cat, that cant program

see script kiddy

*cat humps the computer*

damn script kitty

by SasaMaker October 4, 2006

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kitty pryde

a mutant girl, part of the X-men, that can pass through solid objects.

Kitty: "Like, let's go shopping and like, look at some guys!"

by Firestarter April 4, 2004

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Kitty Porn

To all you boneheads, not the same as "kiddie porn".

Kiddie porn is what Peewee Herman might have been busted for, not kitty porn.

by Ass fucking your momma January 11, 2007

250๐Ÿ‘ 107๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dumpster Kitty

1. An allycat, matted hair, smelly and rubs up against anyone for a meal.

2. A woman who could have been good looking but allowed herself to go down the drain.

Dumpster Kitty: A woman with chipped nail polish, brusises on her legs, bleached out hair smoking Misty or Kool 100's. Drink of choice is any cocktail made with champaigne. Names like Connie, Candi or Brandy are closely associated with Dumpster Kitties.

by ADR10723 October 21, 2007

50๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


kitty hard

An extremely sarcastic way of responding when an event or action that isn't difficult at all -- but is made to seem that way by the speaker. A tribute to cats, the ultimate drama queens, who such a hard life that they make a Big Deal when you move them off the clean laundry they've been sleeping on for the last 23.5 hours.

Jerry: And I had to sleep on 1000 thread count sheets because the 1500 thread count sheets were dirty!
Tom: Your life is so kitty hard.

Glenda: I can't talk right now, I have to get my nails done, hair done, a massage, AND go shopping for new clothes before I have lunch with Brad Pitt!
Evillene: Your life is so kitty hard.

by Jody M. March 25, 2010

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Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty is a popular Japanese character. It is a literal modern translation of 'Maneki Neko' or, the 'Beckoning Cat' which is a symbol of welcome and is used in many Japenese/Chinese store entrances. Sometimes Maneki Neko has his left paw up, sometimes the right. The left paw signifies that the business owner is inviting in it's customers. The right paw invites in money or good fortune. Most Maneki Neko's are calico cats; the male calico is so rare it's considered lucky in Japan But Maneki Neko may be white, black, red, gold, or pink to ward off illness, bad luck, or evil spirits and bring financial success, good luck, health and love. Maneki Nekos made in Japan show the palm of the paw, imitating the manner in which Japenese people beckon. North American Maneki Nekos show the back of the paw, imitating the way we gesture 'come here.' The higher Maneki Neko holds his paw, the more good fortune is being invited.

According to legend, that cat, called Tama, lived in a poverty stricken temple in 17th century Tokyo. The temple priest often scolded Tama for contributing nothing to the upkeep of the temple. Then one day, a powerful feudal lord named Naotaka Ii was caught in a rainstorm near the temple while returning home from a fishing trip. As the lord took refuge under a big tree, he noticed Tama with her paw raised, beckoning to him, inviting him to nter he temple's front gate. Intrigued, Naotaka decided to get a closer look at he cat. Suddenly, the tree was struck by lightening and fell on the exact spot where the lord had just been standing. Tama had saved his life! In gratitude, Naotaka made the little temple his family temple and became it's benefactor. Tama and the priest never went hungry again. After a long life, Tama was buried in gratitude at the Goutokuji temple. Goutokuji still exists, housing dozens of statues of the Beckoning Cat.

Hello Kitty is the modern version of this, so many kids have good fortune (probably)
Source- Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Reader

by Knowlegeble August 13, 2010

59๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


kitty guillotine

When you have a screen door without a screen, you open the sliding window and attempt to secure it open. This is used if you don't yet have a cat door and want to let your cats in and out freely.
Sometimes the window that you thought was secure can fall, mid jump of the cat, and provide you with two kitties instead.
Disclaimer: This has not happened to our cats, although close calls have occured. This redneck contraption is what we refer to as a kitty guillotine.

A storm door, with no screen and the window open can be refered to as a kitty guillotine

by Willow n Pusse September 11, 2010