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The Muddy Kansas Sunflower is an act that requires patience, a shovel, and possibly a lot of sunscreen. In order to perform this act, one must strip naked, dig a hole for their feet, stand in the hole and bury their feet, bend over and point their booty toward the sun, push a dingleberry partially out of their anus, and point their butt towards the sun. In order to complete the Muddy Kansas Sunflower this position must be held for as long as the sun is up (hence the sunscreen). For understanding purposes, the dingleberry represents the seeds, the butt represents the flower, the body represents the stem, and the feet represent the roots of the sunflower.
“Hey bro, wanna go over to Dodge City and do a Muddy Kansas Sunflower?”
“Yeah, sure. I’ll grab the sunscreen if you get the shovel!”
“Bet.”
when a group of gay men (usually 14), mount each other from the rear while standing and form a circle
so i accidentally walked in on a kansas city roundabout.... i'll never be the same
When you run at your gf with a giant boner and slap her in the face with it knocking her down. Commonly used in discipline.
John pulled the Kansas Cattle Charger on Jenny when she spit instead of swallowed
The eloquent squeeze of Heinz ketchup down the shaft of a penis or phallic item after anal entry, prior to vaginal. Being sure to coat the scrotum because you can’t leave out the meatballs. Causing a large “spaghetti-o” type ring.
After the Chiefs win, I gave my ol gal a nice Kansas Spaghetti-o in celebration!
She looked at me with that spaghetti-o face!
When you dip your fingers in dry rub and masturbate while on your period.
My poontang was burning after I gave myself a Kansas city manicure
a act of sticking a drill in your pecker then turning it on while moaning in pain while your chubbed tree is getting ripped apart by the drill
hey ted!! I like doing the Kansas drill experiment.
A girls riding your cock cow girl style. She drank to much and she starts vomiting. Every vomit causes her vagina to tighten. Resulting in a tight snake like sensation on ones cock.
I got had this girl last night giving me the ole Kansas Boa Constrictor. My cock is sore.