1. Term of endearment, a manner to refer to a friend
2. A way to address someone who is being stupid, a friend perhaps.
1. Fella 1 : U alright kebab
Fella 2: not too bad mate
2. Fella 1 : *Does something stupid*
Fella 2: what a kebab mate
Kebab is an icon. Kebab is a legend. Kebab is the moment.
Olivia: "Kebab, you're so cool"
Kebab: "I know"
An Asian male's penis. From Asia, west to east. Generally a beige, olive/cream, tan, brown cock. Tastes great because they have the cleanest dicks on the planet.
Girl 1: "Did you get some dick yesterday?"
Girl 2: "I had Kebab (Asian dick) because White dick is too porky and small and Black dick looks burnt"
Both: "Asian dick is just right"
Kebab is the top 1 food in the world, eaten by only the best of the best individuals, such as kristo.
- Whats better than money?
- kebab
- what about sex?
- kebab still better
Something that is made out of cat meat.
Karl: What kind of meat will you have on your kebab?
Torstein: The usual!!!!!!!!