An Asian male's penis. From Asia, west to east. Generally a beige, olive/cream, tan, brown cock. Tastes great because they have the cleanest dicks on the planet.
Girl 1: "Did you get some dick yesterday?"
Girl 2: "I had Kebab (Asian dick) because White dick is too porky and small and Black dick looks burnt"
Both: "Asian dick is just right"
Kebab is the top 1 food in the world, eaten by only the best of the best individuals, such as kristo.
- Whats better than money?
- kebab
- what about sex?
- kebab still better
Something that is made out of cat meat.
Karl: What kind of meat will you have on your kebab?
Torstein: The usual!!!!!!!!
The Degoratory Term for Transphobic Trolls on Twitter.com
Hey! Look! Kebab is bulying KrystalWolfy! Let's get him!
A slang mainly used for Turks to piss them off -- can be seen under any Youtube video that mentions Turkey/Ottoman Empire
Troll: Give Constantinople back to Greece, you kebabs
The Turk™: Don't call us kebabs orospu çocukları!1!!!1
Verb
When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself
Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner