Verb: To physically assault a female with a bat upon refusal of sex. The tool of assault is specifically a bat(wood/metal)
My boy Charlie had to Kenny Fitz a girl the other night because she friend-zoned his ass. She was able to escape with just a broken arm.
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Someone who’s reply time is parallel to traveling to the moon. This creature isn’t inherently a slut or sket. However, when an “Ellie Kenny” consumes drugs (mainly alcohol or Xanax) the mind of this strange being only has two options. Firstly, cry and don’t stop crying. Secondly, jump on the closest dick. In the lesson right hands an “Ellie Kenny” is a easy shag. As long as the “Ellie Kenny” is complemented this holds true. Other names “Ellie ketty”.
Clive- Wow, she is taking ages to reply.
Jack- OMG , you’ve caught an “ellie Kenny” unlucky.
Clive- unlucky for some
a way to describe a person claiming they are gonna do something however, the complete opposite happens instead.
Kenny: Hey watch this I’m gonna spit my game
Friend: Okay.
Kenny: Hey wsp cutie how old are you?
girl: “no”
Friend: bro that’s such a kenny moment.
A man that eats hay everyday and breathes down your neck with stank and steals ur b-ball
Micheal Kenny “where’s my hay nigga”
The type of person who insists on having multiple best men at his wedding.
The wedding planner said you're a really Kenny Brown.
The act of blowing cool air on one's asshole.
Ken gave her a cool kenny.
(Southpark btw) when you crap and puke at the same time or back to back to eachother
Ew she is literally kennys dad rn that's disgusting