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The noise of loads of people in the same room typing on computers
Keith: I Couldn't hear anything because of that keyboard symphony
A paranoid tech savvy hypochondriac who posts toxic Ill informed rants online.
Look at this fake news doomsday shitpost.
Another bloody Keyboard-worrier!
A wet keyboard is when a women bends over and begins removing and incerting the keys of a keyboard into her vagina. The women then masturbates untill she squirts and releases the pieces onto the keyless keyboard.
I am getting a "Wet Keyboard" from my sister tonight! I CANT WAIT
kat’s keyboard is referring to when someone can’t type on a cell phone properly; they make many mistakes when typing that their sentences don’t make any sense.
“you can’t spell anything right, it’s like you have kat’s keyboard”
Often found in the comments section of forums and especially YouTube. A Keyboard Preacher is an individual who espouses religious and god related material. The preaching is more often than not completely unrelated to the conversation at hand.
Keyboard Preachers often talk about nothing other than god and religion and feel compelled to share their religion with others regardless of whether their audience cares or not. Keyboard Preachers will often cite scriptures and verses from the bible.
Example of Keyboard Preacher
Comment: "Joe Biden is completely inept at his job"
Keyboard Preacher: "everyone will kneel before Jesus Christ and all tongues will confess to come unto the lord"
Commenter: Nobody cares. Quit being a Keyboard preacher
Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.
"Was there 'beef'?", asked barry. "No barry, Samuel was just keyboard flexing", chuckled paul.
A person who stalks the comment section on social media platforms and harassess anyone with an opinion that could be perceived as different from their own. They are often entitled and speak down to others with a prominent self righteous attitude. When cornered in an argument, they may resort to accusations of bigotry or assume the role of victim.
I commented on a joke last night and a Keyboard Karen spent 2 hours trying to make me feel like a terrible person!