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A kiddy park is for kids during the day, but after dark it takes on a different meaning.
Mr Mayor: (in hushed tones) I need you to test the equipment in the kiddy park tonight.
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!
A condom made of a plastic bag as a condom on their finger to be used for fingering.
Girl: Did you bring a kiddie condom?
Boy: Yeah. Open wide.
Harvey ramsdens autistic father.
Me: Harvey, where’s your dad?
Harvey: you mean that kiddy widdler?
Me: yep..
the art of acting or looking Silly
after looking all around the house lily finds her glasses onthe top of her head. Jill asks " lily are you on kiddie krack?" as she sits laughing at lily
Refers to a poor state of living establishments for babies or toddlers. It comes from the word "Kitty litter" where you stick a kitten in a room, put newspaper of the floor and a box of kitty litter. If the baby is kept in a room similar to this it is certainly a kiddy litter room but would also be considered one if there were any wires, drills, drugs, rude magazines, medication and all assorted NO NO'S!
Jane "Laura have you seen Margaret's baby yet?"
Laura "Yeah it was living in kiddy litter!"
Margaret "We need to get him neutered soon"
The act of pedophilia.
"Oh yeah tom was Kiddy-Fiddling the Louis's Kid"
"Fucking hell he's disgusting"