south korean cuisine

when you put rice, chow mein, and other asian spices and sauces in a vagina. Fuck her to mix it all up, then eat it as it falls out of her

dude i had the best south Korean cuisine last night.

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The Korean butt thief

When a male grasps his testicles tightly while his partner screams at the top of her lungs and sucks the male's penis while the male fingers her with his fist while wearing boxing gloves then they both cum in each others eyes and yell " RAWWWR!! " while they eat their own shit and this has to be performed with either your mom, aunt, cousin, sister or grand mother, wife, girlfriend, or brother.

Guy # 1:Dude, I tried The Korean Butt thief with Sheryl last night it was fucking amazing!
Guy # 2:Fucking sweet bro!!

5👍 10👎

North Korean Variant

When Dictator Kim’s rogue scientists are covertly working on a few hybrids of presently known corona variants with the aim of releasing them into unfriendly nations that want to end his three-generation dynasty, or that refuse to remove any trade sanctions against the recluse kingdom.

What are the odds that the detection of the deadliest North Korean variant on US shores and those of its allies could lead to the flattening of Pyongyang?

50👍 80👎

Korean neck tie

When you bring a girl home and think you’re going to get lucky but she passes out immediately so you take a dump on her neck

I brought a girl home but she passed out right away so I gave her a Korean neck tie.

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Korean Face Mask

When you defecate on a partners face and you proceed to cover the partners face with semen.

Bernie Sanders gave Hillary a mean Korean Face Mask

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NORTH KOREAN FIRE DRILL

exact same as a chinese fire drill but one person is not allowed to drive. This person is pointed out by the driver.

-lets have a chinese fire drill
-fuck no, hesse is a jackass. we need to go north korean
-ok we cant let hesse drive
-north korean fire drill it is.

21👍 4👎

gay korean midget porn

When those damn gay Korean midgets fuck on camera. The leader of North Korean loves making and watching this genre of porn. If you like this you're based.

I love watching "gay Korean midget porn" on the hub when I'm turned on.

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