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When a girl ducks down to give you a blowjob and you poke her in the eye with your penis
Why is Summer walking around with an eye patch? Ty gave her a Louisiana Duck blind last night.
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When a man is eating out a woman, if she quiefs in his mouth and causes him to puke in her vagina, he closes her legs, duct tapes them shut and throws her in an oven.
Guy 1- "Okay, so I was eating her out, right, but then she has the nerve to quief! I had no choice but to turn her into a Louisiana Stuffed Turkey."
Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
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when doing a girl doggystyle- you abruptly switch from the vagina to the anus
i was so drunk a gave rory a louisiana lane change.
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a large black penis that exceeds 8 inches soft
the white woman stared frighteningly at his louisiana black snake
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The ultimate revenge sex preformed by lubricating a condom with ICY HOT before having intercourse with an ex
Brandi that whore drunk dialed me last night so I ran over to her house and gave her a Louisiana Hot Pocket
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When you remove the door handle from both sides of a door. Then stick your dick through the door hole and have the person on the other side give you a blow job.
Krys: I love it when you Louisiana Door Knob me
Jon: Shut up bitch and just keep sucking from that side
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The act of spitting Skoal on your own penis, then, having your companion suck it off.
Tonya slightly gagged as she polished off Theodore's Louisiana hot stick
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