low crack

An ass crack that literally starts an inch or less above the anal cavity.

Evelyn is a low cracked byotch.

Low-Shaun

Lotion..... No ok

My boy you got that Low-Shaun

Lowes’ PPE

Instead of actually finding proper PPE, just close your eyes and get over it.

Guy 1 - What the fuck man! Where is your welding mask?

Guy 2 - Dude, don’t worry. I’m wearing Lowes’ PPE.

Guy 1 - Jesus Christ man, you just stared at the weld!

Guy 2 - I’m over it.

low test

Low testosterone male.

Slang used on 4chan

"Kek, what a faggot. Low test"

Low form

A sub-human with a lumbering brain to match their lumbering physique. They are highly unaware of the debilitating mind-virus that renders them ignorant on all matters. They are adult children, lacking common sense and

dumber than a box of pet rocks. However, they are always ready with a painfully dense observation. Useless, ineffective and super lazy - yet spend the little energy and motivation they have living on the take, looking for freebies and hand-outs. Brainless, yet brainwashed by MSNBC and FOX NEWS.

Jimmy sleeps until 12, doesn't work, watches MSNBC all afternoon while collecting disability for a fake carpal tunnel injury. Considers himself an intellectual, yet he is a complete idiot. Some how he has money for meth and cigarettes but nothing to spare for his two bastard children. What a low form!

low four

Another term for fist bump. Low four as opposed to high five. When you bump or push your fists together, it's only four knuckles you are touching as opposed to five fingers during a high five.

Origin: Victoria, B.C., Canada.

High Five homes. No, Low Four homie.

Low Row

While sitting down with a group of friends, you get suckered out of the group by sitting down first, while your friends all choose the row in front of you.

While entering a sporting event all the cool kids wait til you sit down then choose the row on front of you on purpose to exclude you from the "group"

Onlooker 1.. Haaa look at this ass clown.. He just got bumped out the group! Now he's trying to climb their backs to get in their conversation
Onlooker 2.. Don't be such a dick. it's not like you've never gotten low rowed before
Onlooker 1.. Yaa poor guy needs new friends

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