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Lesbian (n.)
A female interested in other females emotionally and sexually. Not a disese or problem as some see it, but another way of living or being.
There are three MAIN types of lesbian:
1. The Good- Being a female who, by birth, is attracted to other females. This classification of lesbian is the MOST respectable in terms that one does not push women who are straight to be lesbian, even if she (the lesbian) were to desire a stright female. Most times, she will not push females who just haven't "come out of the closet" yet, either, as she respects their feelings and space.
2.The Bad - This classification of lesbian generally does give proper respect the striaght female, or a female having trouble "coming out of the closet". She (the lesbian) would push untill a female, not of lesbian stature, would be "willing" to date, have sexual intercourse, or perform some other form of lesbian action with her, if possible. This type of lesbian is also likely to dispise all males.
3. The Ugly - This is the LEAST respectible kind of Lesbian, in terms of "method" of becoming a lesbian. Though not naturally born a lesbian, is introduced to "girl-on-girl" material at a young age, only to become courious and try such sexual acts with friends. Sexually curiosity is NOT a crime, but it is dispicable that young females become lesbian because of socities display of females. If not for such material, this type of lesbian would be less likely to exist, as once they engage in lesbian activities, it is mainly for the pleasure of sex. This classification of lesbian can also be discribed as a lesbian under 'The Good' or 'The Bad' catagorey, with out the addition of being a female by nature.
Lesbian - "Jane enjoys talking and being with other females more than males. She has little to no intrest in males sexually or emotionally, and thats why she considers herself a lesbian."
The Good - "Sherry is a lesbian, but will not hit on or preasure her straight friends to engage in lesbian activities with her."
The Bad - "Terry constally tries to suduce females, even if they are straight and are annoyed by her."
The Ugly - "Sally, when she was only 13, had engaged in sexually activities with other females, only because she and her friend has seen something similar on TV and thought it would be 'fun'. Since then, she has had less and less intrest in boys, and gradually became a lesbian through sex."
Notes:
-The author is a straight male and these are his OPINIONS based
on multiple FACTS. He accepts gays/lesbians as everyone should.
-Not all lesbians would fit under each catagorey EXACTALLY but generally.
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A woman who is into women, or maybe a trannie who is into women, or maybe trannie into other trannies, or mabye a transgender who is into... oh who cares!
The LGBT club is hating on me because I told them that I, a male, am a lesbian. According to my polyamorous transgendered sadomasochistic friend, that is a step too far!
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Basically, women who are attracted to women in a sexual way. Lesbians can be broken into two groups, the "good" type of lesbian, and the "bad" type of lesbian. The two groups are defined as follows:
1. The "good" sort of lesbians are the cute ones featured on websites around the world. Well-groomed and babelicious, these lesbians look fantastic smeared in baby oil, jelly, cream, etc, and don't view men as exploitative bastards who should all be castrated and then choked to death with their severed naughty bits.
2. The "bad" sort of lesbian, i.e. any chick who likes her vice versa and isn't prepared to put on some sort of floor show for the lads. Included in this group are the lesbians who would do a floor show if asked, but are never asked to do so because most guys don't want their eyeballs seared out of their heads by the sight of something resembling Jabba the Hut raping a walrus. Also belonging to this group is your average university feminist who is a lesbian not so much because she is attracted to women, but rather because she's so fucked up that she thinks that all men are just vicious animals who would rape you as soon as look at you. This group tend to have crew cuts and huge Doc Martin boots, and usually belong to some feminist/socialist/fruitcake organisation(s).
Person A: Man, I saw the cutest lesbian chicks on suicidegirls.com last night. They were the goods!
Person B: Better than the ones I saw in the bar last night. Man, I was feeling really intimidated until some Japanese guy harpooned them and dragged them outside.
Lesbian 1: Hey, let's do the decent thing and put on a floor show for those guys over there.
Lesbian 2: But we aren't very attractive...
Lesbian 1: That doesn't matter, I just want the attention.
Watching Guy: Argggghhhh! My eyes! My eyes!
Chick: Men are just sexist, exploitative pigs who have spent recorded history suppressing women.
Guy : I didn't know you were a lesbian.
Chick: That's because you're an insensitive asshole!
Guy : Any chance of a floor show?
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Being a female / female aligned person who is romantically and / or sexually attracted to other females / female aligned people. It has also become a very popular trend among kpoptwt
- "What do you call a gay XX person?"
- "A gay XX person is called a lesbian"
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A non-man that is attracted to non-men only. ( Non-binary people and other non-men can still be lesbians)
Ex: I’m a girl who is attracted to women and non-binary people so I identify as lesbian <3
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A non-man who is sexually or romantically attracted to other non-men.
Jill: How are you a lesbian? Aren’t you non-Binary?
Jack: Exactly, I’m not a man attracted to to other people who aren’t men, therefore I am a lesbian.
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