ain't lady less she over 280

It's a chubby chaser's way of saying unless she's 280 she ain't their type of girl

Feller: What do you think of big girls?
Guy: Well she ain't lady less she over 280

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I less than three you <3

It was a joke I started towards the "emo" kids in school. They put <3 signs on everything they can get their grimy little hands on. I started using it on myspace.com and now every emo kid in school has it written on every bathroom stall in the school.

I don't love you, or heart you, I less than three you <3

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3$ less than 1

a funny story that ends like this- the change is three dollars les than 1 bitch!

and the cashier said, "3$ less than 1 grandma u slutbag"

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more than a friend less than a boyfriend jacket

pretty much the same thing as a bf jacket
except hes not ur bf hes ur friend that u like alot i got one of these jackets

niki:omg nicoles got a more than a friend less than a boyfriend jacket
kasey:omg ur rigt isnt that marks

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the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more

from Jane Austen's Emma, meaning that i love you so much that i can even put it into words.

"(name) If I loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more."

L+Bozo+Ratio+Touch grass+Noob+Newbie+Stinky+L Man+W Less+L Full

L+Bozo+Ratio+Touch grass+Noob+Newbie+Stinky+L Man+W Less+L Full is a overused full hate word.

Nana: Bro stop posting cringe.
Emily: Hohoho, no.
Nana: L+Bozo+Ratio+Touch grass+Noob+Newbie+Stinky+L Man+W Less+L Full.

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