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The most perfect couple in the world! They loved eachother more then anyone could ever imagine. No one will ever have the kind of relationship that they had. He was her Knight in Shining Armor and she was his Heaven Sent Angel. Their love will be legendary. It ended way to soon, but they will always love eachother with every drop of their souls. The product of this love is the most beautiful baby boy in the world!
Girl 1: Do you see those 2 over there?
Girl 2: Yeah they look like they are so in love!
Girl 1: Yeah they are just like Lisa and Cris!
Girl 2: I know! I hate those 2! I want what they have!
13👍 6👎
hottest couple ever made. will get married and have Germasian babies. They are so perfect for each other and will always be together. Dan loves Lisa more than Lisa could ever love Dan!!!
Lisa and Dan are the hottest couple alive!
29👍 18👎
a singer-songwriter from the mid nineties that emotional females liked, and guys were terrified of. she also wears black rimmed glasses a lot. and frequently talks about her ex boyfriends.
"hey you know that lisa loeb chick?"
"yeah...i broke up with her, and then ran far far away"
21👍 12👎
Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
54👍 40👎
She lieks to do da cha cha. She has sweetcorn teeth and likes bawbag's on her face. When she says 'I love you' she means that she loves you in the saK. She smells of vomit and urine and dresses up with a strap on Stevie. You will find her in your bedroom at night, if you catch her that is. She likes to put her s'plasshole on young kiddies face like mmmmm. Lisa is a overrated, over priced park and ride. However, to ride.. you don't NEED to park. She likes to lick toenails and hear the crunch. She smells of garlic.
"Mommy, is that you?"
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."
YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.
Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
9👍 4👎
Rhyming slang for randy.
Nuala and I got a bit Lisa Nandy with the food last night.
The act of doing a poo. Often accompanied by excessive flatulence and smell. The poo is often runny.
I'll be right back, I've got to run and do my Lisa's business.