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Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
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The biggest nerd of all time, all she cares about is work, she is super boring and an idiot.
Stop being a Lisa
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usually belongs to the streets is also quite for the team, would no bring them around friends she might f*ck them too
i just f*cked Lisa bro no way me too.
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She lieks to do da cha cha. She has sweetcorn teeth and likes bawbag's on her face. When she says 'I love you' she means that she loves you in the saK. She smells of vomit and urine and dresses up with a strap on Stevie. You will find her in your bedroom at night, if you catch her that is. She likes to put her s'plasshole on young kiddies face like mmmmm. Lisa is a overrated, over priced park and ride. However, to ride.. you don't NEED to park. She likes to lick toenails and hear the crunch. She smells of garlic.
"Mommy, is that you?"
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."
YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.
Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
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Rhyming slang for randy.
Nuala and I got a bit Lisa Nandy with the food last night.
The act of doing a poo. Often accompanied by excessive flatulence and smell. The poo is often runny.
I'll be right back, I've got to run and do my Lisa's business.
just like onika voodoo, when someone places negative energy towards Lalisa Manoban aka Lisa Manoban from blackpink in any form at all, which karma will indeed come to play when said someone least expects it.
this dude just called Lisa Tiffany. Lisa’s extentions will somehow flick his face from metres away. that’s just how Lisa Voodoo works!!