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A bitch who when fucked shows no expression and is indifferent to being totally pounded, much to the frustration of her sexual partner.
"Hey man I heard you fucked Brianna last night"
"She is a log bitch"
"What you mean man?"
"She is absolute shit in bed. If I fucked a tree it would feel more than she did"
"You got a small dick man that's why"
"Fuck off"
I bashed my dick into this girl, gave her good cunnilingus and sucked her tits, but she was like a log and hardly reacted to anything I did. I am now insecure and have to reevaluate my sexual performance and measure my dick again thanks to that log bitch.
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A homosexual male who is able to refrain from receiving anal sex.
Wyatt hasn't been plugged by Erik in 3 days. What a log dodger!
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The Magna Farta defines Pavlov's Log as the "conditioned reflex action causing one's Bomb Bay to start opening upon seeing a Restroom. From the famous Russian psychologist Ernst Pavlov, who rang a bell every time his dog done a Shit."
" I am sorry, Your Honour, that the Defendant has not yet appeared. He is not however absent in Contempt of Court as I am able to instruct the Jury that Pavlov's Log is held and recongized by the Court as Mitigating Curcimstances. In mitigation, my client has just called me by cellphone from the Courtroom Shitehouse with the message: "I'd give it another 10 minutes if I were you".
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The process of pooping on a girl's back, more towards the shoulder blades, and then pissing it down towards her ass. Resembles a log flume ride.
Keith: Yo, i just log flumed this girl last night.
Dan: o yeah, howd it go?
Keith: She loves that shit.
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I got that bitch drunk last night and gave her my fuck log in the back seat of my car.
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definition a volatile bowel movement known to plug most toilets it contacts. It is known for it's distinct letter J shape. Although the cause is unknown many experts maintain that this is a result of witholding facility use for weeks upon time. So far remedies for the notorious 'J log' include eating a healthy supply of dates or other fiber rich foods can restore regularity to one's system.
"Chris do you know why the toilet isn't working?"
"Yeah someone J loged it, notice the J shape it has"
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An abnormal excrement that has a heavy consistency of corn and fish chips. One that makes you think twice before pushing. It is somewhat Olympian in mass, and has a bouyancy ratio of 6-2. Also the color is somewhat dark in color, although it has chameleon like properties.
yo dawg, come check out this ghetto log I just layded out
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