Tommy Text-a-lot

Any guy who is constantly text messaging instead of being actively social while in a bar or other social setting.

Mike is being Mr. Tommy Text-a-lot over there in the corner.

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Parking Lot Theory

"Women are like parking spaces: The good ones are always taken."

The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.

Guy 1: I'm pretty interested in her but I'm not sure if she's seeing someone already.
Guy 2: A girl like her? Parking Lot Theory says you're too late.

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Portable Parking Lot

A car carrier truck. A truck used to haul cars to a dealer's lot.

Mack drives a portable parking lot for Ford.

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mexican car lot

A bucnh of really shitty cars parked in an empty lot. usually old datsun pickups and thirty year old toyota cars

hey, if you're looking for a car, why don't you dty the mexican car lot down on the corner

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sir craps a lot

One who craps excessively, and or often.
This ussally occurs when you have diarrhea or the shits from food poisoning or gruel from the school cafeteria.
Giving you to be knighted Sir craps a lot, common misconceptions of the nickname are; Sir Shit, Shitty mc shit pants, and Sir blastsofbrownstuffoutyouranus.

Man1- What the hell is that stanky shit smell?

Man2- Sir craps a lot's in the jon taking another crap.

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A lot of carrots in that stew

When a set of boys are skinny-dipping, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers

Pool boys: "We're skinny-dipping! It's going to be even better with girls, I bet!"
Tina: There's a lot of carrots in that stew.

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Parking Lot Piece

When you get a piece of pussy in the parking lot.

Jason chad is getting him a parking lot piece.