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Dat lube launcher is 🅱ig facts
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When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.
"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"
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Acne pus. Used by pretentious artists as gay-love lube.
Briggsy: Why pay for vaseline when my beautiful face produces copious amounts of Briggsy's Special Lube free of charge?
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When multiple men share a sexual partner ( male or female) and take turns ejaculating into the partner to provide lube for the next man up.
Myself and a few of the boys picked up a cute dude near Wrigley Field and went back to his place, I went first and started the Chicago Lube Job so the other guys would have a more pleasant experience.
When someone uses a sticky or syrupy substance as lube, Example: Superglue, Maple Syrup, Sausage Grease, Elmer's Glue, Gorilla Glue, Spit, Cum, Tar, Smoothie, Pancake Batter, etc.
Amon Gus: Hey man, did you score last night or what?
DN: Nah man she had Jimmy Dean Lube, it got stuck.
Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.
"There's no beer and no chicks. This party's a limp cock and no lube."
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