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Fine, sexy, female basketball player.
College student 1: Yo, did you see Maya Moore play last night?
College student 2: Hell yea man, she dunked during warmups!
College student 1: Damn, hell yea!
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The elder sister of Maya Hoo, Maya Ha, and Maya Ha-ha
Boy 1: Have you heard of Maya Hee?
Boy 2: Maya Who?
Boy 1: Maya Ha, Maya Ha-ha
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A lovely creepy who has a habit of hiding under beds. However no one minds finding her under there bed since she is the most beautiful, nicest, smartest, funniest, most thoughtful, Indian goddess ever who i love.
i was scared last night there was something under my bed.
Your lucky it was probably a maya troll, i wish i had a maya troll living under my bed
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Pulling a Maya is when you almost say something inappropriate in front of someone, but catch yourself before saying something potentially compromising.
Not exclusive but usually occurs in females called Maya, and while speaking to large audiences in public.
"Dang dude I totally pulled a Maya back there"
"Thank god I caught that one, I almost pulled a Maya this time"
"Sometimes I can help pulling a Maya"
A nickname Maya's around the world despise. The demand to not be called a fruit. However you can't come with any other names so here are some.
Maya ...... I really can't think of any.
You: Hey Maya Papaya
Maya:DON'T CALL ME THAT
You:Geez
She’s a hoe. She will steal all of your exes. She just wants sloppy seconds. She just wants dick. Don’t be fooled when she’s trying to become your friend. She barks but doesn’t bite, she bites a lot of dicks btw be careful out there in her corner. She pays 5 cents. She won’t fight for shit. A lot of guys are w her to get head. She cries bc she doesn’t get enough money. NO ONE LIKES HER.
Maya is a hoe
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maya is probably one of the bitchiest girls you'll ever meet. first you guys will become best friends then she'll start taking crap about you and ignoring you. she eventually becomes "pretty and popular" and tries so hard to be popular. but she's really just a flat skank who only wants to ruin you're life until you make the choice to move to a new school. if you meet a maya, stay away from her!!!
person 1: woah she's acting like a real maya
person 2: yeah ik. what a skank.
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