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A mother i’d like to fuck.
Normally said by 13-16 year old lads
Harry: : Oi mate shes a right milf
Dan: She’s my mum you dickhead
mother id like to fuck.
a woman who is 30-50 and have kids.
jake- aye yo mama is a milf
ruben- nah, your mom is
When you sleep with a MILF accidentally causing her to get pregnant and then she becomes the mother of your child.
Oh man, can't believe I didn't use protection with that MILF and now it's like MILF² or something.
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An achievement gained by woman. To be a true milf, you must stay hot for long enough after childbirth for the friends of your adolescent children to find you hot.
This is different to a MILF which literally stands for: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, as with that definition teen moms could also be called MILFs without really qualifying.
teen 1: hey dude ur mom is so hot
teen 2: yeah she's a total milf
teen 3: stfu guys you're disgusting
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Mighty Interesting Lady Friend.
You: Hey Aunt Betty! Your Looking Great! You Are A MILF!!
Aunt Betty: What is a MILF??
You: a "Mighty Interesting Lady Friend",Of Course!!
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I saw Americian Pie too. The meaning has changed. MILF is MINOR I'd like to fuck!
Lets drive my the middle school and check out the MILFs.
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Mate I'd Love (to) Frape
A mates Facebook profile you would love to rape. (frape)
Boy 1: OMG look Jack left his mobile here with his Facebook on!
Boy 2 : Man thats a mate I'd love to frape
Boy 1 : Yeah good job we saw his phone btw the MILF has got a hot mom who is also a MILF ;)
Boy 2: But she does'nt have a Facebook
Boy 1: ...
also check the word frape
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