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A word to describe a muscular upper arm of a female/Male that takes the role of a Mother and continuously does multiple tasks that usually involve lifting while holding child at the same time.
She's got Mommy arms.
Her arms are big, must always use her arms
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A minivan.
Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.
Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.
Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.
Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s
When she got pregnant, Mary traded in her sports car for a Mommy van.
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Pati fauj mein,
Biwi mauj mein.
Whenever the poolboy felt horny,
He went to his Sugar Mommy.
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A three years old's way of saying "Your Mama". This is sometimes used to be funny. See example:
Offical Man: Korea is testing nuclear missles... ON US! What should we do, Mr. President?
George W. Bush: YOUR MOMMY!
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The opposite of daddy chill
Means to calm the fuck down sexually
Female: Uhhhhh ohhh yeahhh
Female: starts jumping on that dick crazily
Male: knows that if she continues to go fast he won’t last long and would cum in a matter of seconds
Female: “oh yes harder, faster, kill me daddy”
Male: mommy chill
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Undomesticated schemie female parent, normally spotted at fast food outlets wearing leggings or brash sportswear and large hoop earsrings, known for hard stare and foul manners and publicly slapping and berating their kids to demonstrate their good parenting skills. Don't actually buy groceries or know how to prepare food, but wean their babies straight onto Happy Meals.
Shurrup kylie and finish that burger or i'll fucking deck you (whilst looking around for approval from other diners cos they're actually nourishing the child AND providing a discipline framework.)
Got a girl up the duff, paying shitloads through the CSA and turns out the silly cow is a mac mommy
No wonder shazzas third kid's got a squint, she's a bleedin' mac mommy
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what I have
Me: I have mommy issues
Other person: ok
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