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The act of ejaculating into the anus of a partner and then popping an Ectasy tablet in for good measure.
''Jimmy said he was going to give Lucy a slushy maggie next time they have sex''
''Nick gave me a slushy maggie last night, I came up within seconds''
The act of hunting for a special species known as Maggie. The Maggie can be found in a school environment and sometimes he leaves a trail of coffee behind him.
Girl: "Hey, do you wanna go and Maggie Hunt this afternoon?"
Guy: "Yes of course! I think I saw some coffee spilt on the floor a second ago."
When a roommate moves out, and then completely cuts off all communication with ex-roommates, ignoring all phone calls, text messages, emails, and smoke signals sent from said roommates.
Regardless of whether the individual moves out on good or bad terms, you will never be able to get in contact with this individual ever again.
Roommate 1: Hey so we're still getting mail for Maggie, can you let her know?
Roommate 2: Uh, no, she pulled a Maggie Moveout, so we will literally never hear from her again...
Roommate 2: And dude, it's weird anyways, because you and I have moved into a new apartment, and her mail from the old apartment we shared with Maggie *followed us here.*
Girl 1: This isn't Diggens! What happened to the underbite dog?
Guy 1: IDK, I got blindsided by a Maggie-moveout, and I haven't seen Diggens since. I hope he's O.K. This is my new roommates dog, Roxy.
Girl 1: Oh, what a cute Boxer! Come inside and grab a drink.
When you stick ice cream up your butt and let it slowly melt into somebody's mouth, as they drink it.
Dude! I saw these two hammered chicks in a parking lot, and one of them was giving the other a Maggie Moose
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An ill-fitting condom, specifically those of the Trojan Magnum variety; or a man wearing a clearly over sized condom.
Gabbi: "So how'd your date go last night? did you give him some?"
Annie: "Dinner was ok but when we got home he pulled out a magnum...."
Gabbi: "What's wrong with that?"
Annie: "He is to small for all of that!"
Gabbi: "Just say NO to Saggy Maggys!"
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