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(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.
guy1: "where are you going?"
guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"
guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"
guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"
guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"
A man that only Mormon women are attracted to.
'Bro, did you hear about Matt Cesnik? He just got asked out by another Mormon'
'Yeah man, he's such a Mormon Magnet."
The corner of a page that one's handwriting naturally slopes towards when writing on unlined paper.
"She had a magnet corner located at the bottom right of the page."
Eyes. One who cannot help themselves from looking at a guys crotch.
Jacob's wiener magnets are focused on my dick
To be attractive towards those intrested in sexual activities involving excretion.
"I keep getting invites to go to poo parties; i'm a total dutch magnet."
a fake asshole.
someone who trys to get things easily and fucks "friends" over
stealing bastard
can't speak proper english
40 year old virgins who live in daddys basement
a plastic magnet is somewhat like a 40 year old virgin
An object used in Canadian military forces to haze rookies assigned to their first duty unit. For example-
"Private, go get a brass magnet."
"What for, sir?"
"Eases the collection of spent 'munition casings."
"On it, sir"
*snickers*
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