Major troll

Someone who pings small bits of rubbers at people for fun

Person 1: he's flinging rubbers at people

Person 2: what a major troll

Ace Major

The sussiest baka of all, built different, mother of 10. After leaving the ELO server, she devoted her life to carving ornate camels out of mahogany. She cannot be located.

"Why you gotta be such an Ace Major."
"How many children do you have? Typical Ace Major right there."

major howard

A nickname for a large black penis

I'm gonna put my major Howard into your pussy

comp major

someone with no sense of time or direction and is simply incapable of planning the smallest events

kris: where is everyone?

Tyler:i dunno, thomas planned it
kris & tyler: fucking comp major!

thomas: i hope you guys dont mind the upper deck

Major Lee

The most badass dude you can, will, or ever meet. He is the most witty motherfucker on the block, and has a love of necrophilia. If he is near Men cant help but feel Inadequate and Ladies cant help but get naked. if you ever encounter a major lee your best option is to flee in the opposite direction. also known to add adjectives to the end to make it sound witty. Ex. "Major lee Retarded" Reads as, "majorly retarded"

major lee

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major 'tude

major attitude

He had a major 'tude when she dumped him
major attitude tude

Major Tom

The action in jerking one's self off whilst planning to reach complete and total euphoria, involves planting both feet firmly on the ground also taking a bold squatting stance next begin to breathe shallowly; before thy nut explodes you must hold thy breathe and leap from the mortal realm in which you have be sentenced to fly among the stars. you my friend, have made it.

Dude i almost died last night trying to do major tom