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An adorable cat but be careful because he can murder a squirrel (or u) in ur sleep or when the squirrel is alive and the same(or bigger ) that him/her/other he may climb on doors scratch ur favourite jumper and become a parrot by sitting on ur shoulders and scratching ur back
Marshmallow the cat is a menace to society
Where a butch lesbian, single handedly fists a fellow partner. Usually occurs during camping.
That noise you heard from Hannah’s tent last night was from Terisa poking a marshmallow.
a delicous snack made in period 7 economy class
im finna get some marshmallow deep
When a man nuts in a condom without knowing that he already nutted.
Vantron only lasted 20 seconds before he realized that he had Marshmallow Condom Syndrome!
Roasting a marshmallow
Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."
Another word for cocaine.
Yo I just bought some marshmallow bits.
When a guy's cum is so thick it has the viscosity of a marshmallow
Brianna: How was it last night?
Alex: I almost choked, he gave me a marshmallow suprise