Code name for an extra spicy silent fart that is let loose on unsuspecting cubicle dwellers by an unrealized agent walking down the office main row.
See also crop duster
Cathy, it smells rancid! Who did that
Erik, Mike just sent out a mass email and dipped out the side door.
A dumbass. A big dumb fucking idiot. An absolute buffoon. Someone who is figuratively brainless and lacks any sort of common sense.
“I can’t believe Kyle thought it would be a good idea to drop kick an orphan.”
“Yeah, he’s such a go mass.”
when you mississippi handbag and right as you nut your foreskin blows off and hits your partner in the face while your semen practically glues it to their face.
charlotte didnt believe me when i said my foreskin was loose so i mass blasted her and laughed when she cried
Used to refer to something that is extremely comfortable, or pleasurable.
This new lazy boy chair is mass comf, for sure.
When a person takes all of their online pictures from a particular angle to obscure their extra weight.
This girl looks way bigger in person. She was definitely a mass-hider.
The large mass of fat that develops in the taint of heavily overweight people that, when at full growth potential, can be impressively larger, or sometimes mistaken for ones member. Especially while wearing a spandex one piece dancing to Beyonce.
Did you see that guys dangling mass flopping around while he danced to Beyonce?