massive cock licker

Your friend after he dosent want to play the escapists 2

Friend: I don’t want to play the escapists dude
You: you’re a massive cock licker

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doubt, massive doubt

dont know wot it means but ask any townie

tom - "i run 14 miles a day"
jane - "doubt, massive doubt"

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Slag Whore Massive Slag

Female with many attributes or characteristics reinforcing the fact that she is in any way easy, slutty or lacking of standards.

Matt: Hey you seen that girl Sally Lowther that i work with?
By Stander: You mean that Slag Whore Massive Slag?
Matt: Yeah thats the one, the Slag Whore Massive Slag
By Stander: What about her?
Matt: She's a Slag Whore Massive Slag
By Stander: Tell me something i don't know, god what a Slag Whore Massive Slag.

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really fucking massive shit

Constipation.....ongoing....day after day after day.

Visit the drug-store.
purchase some senna.
o/d on senna.
empty your bowels around your feet and down the legs of your jeans.
Drug-store again.
eat shit.
buy epicac
puke.
eat puke

Then soil the shop.....severely.
shabba.

I just did a really fucking massive shit....ooooh dear.

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Tool-Based Massive Anneurism

A brain explosion caused by listening to to much Tool.

This poor kid died of a Tool-Based Massive Anneurism.

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Massive Crop Dust Movment

When a group of people enter a store and walk up and down isles farting and leave resulting in a massive crop dust

Frank: hey Joe

Joe: hey Frank

Frank: whats that smell and who are all these people

Joe: oh we are in the Middle of a massive crop dust movment

Frank: Im out of here

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Huge Fat Massive Weiner Dick

This fucking monster of a cock will make the panties of all the girls even guys completely soaked. this huge badonkadonk will distroy that vagine so hard it will be sent straight into oblivion.

goddamn that Huge Fat Massive Weiner Dick will destroy my beef curtains for sure

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