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A boy who looks like he lives behind a dumpster and is greasy
That boys a maximus chunk
a boy who will love endlessly. he cares for people like no other, immediately makes the best impression, and can never leave your heart. probably has the worlds fluffiest hair, and beautiful eyes. loves yellow and cuddles.
“Wow, I’m so lucky to have Maximus Sleek in my life. i’ll love him forever”
Used to describe a massive wager on a sporting event. A big wager.
The two guys at the bar went Jummius Maximus against the Patriots week 1. What a bunch of morons.
I went Jummius Maximus on Virginia Tech yesterday. God my bank account is suffering.
If you have one you'll know. Your Maximus Bro is the broiest bro you have and when you're together it's time to fuck shit up and party. Class dismissed.
Bro 1: hey bro, what's up
Bro 2: not much. High five?
Bro 1: fuck yeah mofo.
*SMACK* (Earth stopping five between two Maximus bros)
One who takes his black rizz to the max.
Jerry: I can't believe you gave up on the Kennedy heir!
Kramer: That's like a second Kennedy assassination.
Elaine: How can you compare him to Denzel? A lady needs some Nigerious Maximus between the sheets.
Jerry: Nothing wrong with that!
Elephus Maximus is generally a term used to describe a very large human being. It can be used as both an adjective, and a noun. The term has become so popular that there is even a song named after it.
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Tim: Have you heard of those "Elephus Maximus" creatures?
Bob: Yeah, one of them sat on my granfather and killed him
Tim: rip, dying to 36000+ pounds is a bad way to die
When you are at the point where you feel that you are the highest you ever been in your life.
Yesterday I took 5 blinkers and I was Geeking Maximus.