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A city 25 miles south of Boston. According to its water tower, Brockton is the "City of Champions." The title is most accurate if you consider thugs and drug dealers to be champions. Brockton has a rich history and all the conveniences of a bustling city but is generally feared by surrounding white communities.
Example 1.
"Next on Fox News - another gang-related murder in Brockton."
Example 2.
Person A: My boyfriend is from Brockton.
Person B: Honey, you can do better than that.
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the worst organized town in worcester county; the police are corrupted, the schools dont stop bullying and someone managed to miss a test via a bomb threat the last day of school last year!
and the public woods go up in flames at least twice a summer due to drunken parties and also fights over simple catches of fish are frequent!
the mall, high school and library all were built over complex marshlands that have caused biodiversity to drop by 30%!
plus, each year, the town agrees to allow suburbs to be built and each year another empty patch of the town is stripped bare and nevers grows plants again...
dude, i was thinking of robbing someone, wanna go to Auburn, MA?
stop on by Auburn, MA, the outer rim ain't so bad... death rates are actually 2% lower than the center of town!
hey guys, look, this tree is flammable! let's see if the one next to it is... i mean, this is Auburn, MA!
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The beautiful town of Scituate is located on the south shore of Massachusetts. It's a small beach town with many historical features to it. The busiest time of year is the summer. Tourists pack the town whether it is to go to the variety of six different beaches, take a stroll through the harbor and look at all of the shops, or maybe drive around Scituate Light House. There are also the popular eating destinations ranging from breakfast to dinner such as Maria's Sub Shop, TKO'malleys, Wilbur's, and Coffee Corner. Scituate is filled with some of the friendliest people you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. It was also ranked the most Irish town in all of America in 2011 by the US Census.
Almost everyone you meet from the pleasant seaside town is an Irish-American. If you have never been here you should definitely take a drive down! It's worth the trip, but be sure to see it from both land and sea for the full experience!
Scituate, MA is 30 miles from Boston on the coast
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The limerick "Lynn Lynn, City of Sin, You never go out the way you came in" is used facetiously to describe this city. City officials have long tried to improve it’s image and reputation with little to no success.
In 1993 they tried a new slogan… "Lynn, Lynn, City of Firsts!" Unfortunately Lynn wasn’t really the “first” to do much of anything. In fact one of the things claimed to have happened “first” in Lynn later was proved to be wrong. It was long believed in this city that Lynn had held the first baseball game under artificial light. It turns out that distinction goes to Ft. Wayne, Indiana
One distinction Lynn does have for being the “first” is in October, 1942 the General Electric Company (G.E.) successfully built two jet engines which were used to power an aircraft, the Bell XP-59A Airacomet, thus launching the United States into the Jet Age!
Youth gangs have lately taken a strong hold on the city and it’s becoming as bad as anywhere on the west coast. Many people who can afford to leave have done so. The economy is currently so bad that every teacher in the city voted to work a day without pay so layoffs would not be immediately necessary.
One project they have recently finished has become a huge success and does some good every day it exists. They recently demolished and rebuilt a football stadium. Manning Field is its name and every visiting team and their families are simply blown away when they come here. It is state of the art in every way. Money well spent! It gives the sporting youths a first class facility to compete in and be proud of. The place is always booked and always full. There are nothing but positive things happening there.
I can't think of a better improvement the city has ever made. Getting kids involved in sports at an early age surely helps build character and hopefully keeps them away from drugs when they hit their teens
Lynn Lynn, City of Sin, You never go out the way you came in (Lynn, Ma)
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Winchester, aka WinVegas or Wincheesey is the center of the drinking culture on the east coast. Because all parents are rich CEO's/lawyers/doctors in Boston (which is wicked close) they are either work-a-holics or alcoholics, perfect for the party scene. The work-a-holics leave empty houses for their children, having either a business meeting, jetting down to the "islands" or some other exotic vacation locale, while the alcoholics supply booze for their underage children. Teenagers are rich, and pretentious, and the future of America. We hate all of our surrounding towns, especially woburn, or "the woo", frequenting their sporting events only to yell "don't drink the water". We support all boston sports teams, sox, pats, celts, bruins, and probably have season tickets to all of them. We pop our polo collars, and wear or seven jeans, and will buy off the police officers who catch us having our "ragers" at open houses or in the woods at the "fire spot" or "the rock" if we couldn't make it to whipple hill. This town is the shit, and we know it. Wincheezy up, Woo town down.
Oh, she's rich? Her parents own a company? She's wearing expensive jeans? She has a summer home on the cape? She loves the Red Sox? She can drink more than the average 40 year old male? She must be from Winchester, MA.
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A town in Massachusetts thats notorious for being full of likely illegal foreigners such as brazilians and ecuadorians.
It did used to have a taco bell, but it got taken away, so now 'bitch' as it has been affectionately nicknamed, is now frequented in franklin instead.
The hockey team sucks, but the rest of the sports are pretty damn good for the most part, especially the girls teams which basically rape anyone that is put in front of them.
Last years trainer is not a rapist.
And despite being full of ecuadorians and smelly disease ridden illegals, milford soccer still sucks, being an exception to the most sports are 'pretty damn good'.
If your family has lived in milford for many years, you automatically have an undeserved sense of entitlement to which you are allowed to circumvent the law, and then create a law fixing the loophole you just exposed.
Also known as Milf-town depending on your level of mental retardation.
It has like 7 Dunkin Donuts, many within a quarter mile of each other
The high school is a concrete coffin in which hopes and dreams go to die in the smoke filled A wing bathrooms.
Mrs. Scrizinski might as well be a man.
This is a town where the head of the teachers union for the town is a teacher whos average AP exam grade for his students was a failing grade.
In addition to the above entry, the AP Chem teacher at one point was a man who a had a stroke once and cant use one side of his body.
Watch, here in Milford MA, just yell 'immigra' and the whole street'll clear in ten seconds flat.
-Dude, why does he get so much playing time? That other kid is so much better.
-Its because hes the coaches son.
-He doesnt know how to put on a baseball glove.
-I told you, hes the coaches son.
-He just tried to put to ball in his mouth.
-For the third time, hes the coaches son.
-This is high school, thats not even a valid excuse.
-IT IS IN MILFORD
-Hey what else are you taking next year?
-Physics, why?
-Ah shit, thats a waste.
-Why?
-Because you wont learn anything from a teacher who cares more about his outdated calculator than his students.
-Damn.
-Damn RIGHT
-...
-At least he plays guitar
-True
-Hey, who do you have for chem this year?
-Campo, ugh.
-Oh well you're going to get REAL good at mario kart.
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