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A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.
Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub
It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges
Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"
Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.
When you jerk off and bust your load into the toilet and flush it.
They call me Poseidon because I'd be making mermaids, I'm king of Atlantis!
It's a bit surprising, then, that there is such a long and rich history of Hoosier cryptids. indiana mud mermaid
"That is a beautiful green shirt that you are wearing."... "Thank you, it's Mermaid Green".
A type of syndrome that requires one to always be in the vicinity of easily accessible drinking water.
Someone who drinks a lot of water.
‘Oh she’s totally suffering from mermaid syndrome.’ ‘Damn she obsessed with hydration, gotta have mermaid syndrome.’