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The first week back from Mexico realizing you have to face reality, can’t drink every day and can’t sit in the sun 24/7
Looks like you’ve got post mexico syndrome.
The act of your partner drinking yellow Gatorade earlier that day then proceeding to poop on your chest the poop has a slight green tint resulting in the "New Mexico Green Chile"
(1)Hey man have you drank any Gatorade today?
(2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?"
(1)Yeah!
the place you wanna go if you want to experience the closest thing you could get to actual hell.
"Man, I feel really sorry for the people who live in New Mexico"
"Todd, I thought I told you not to bring up that fuckhole. Ever. You're going to the timeout corner."
"Awwwwe.."
Dust and rocks. Thats it. Thats all there is.
Bob: hey, do you have any winter break plans?
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...
Getting absolutely shit hammered at the local Mexican spot
Hey boys , y’all tryna go bar Mexico
Oh boy, my stomach is churning.. I have to be sending a meal to Mexico before it gets any worse