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When you are already poor and someone fucks you in the butt.
That kid got second miled, you can't ask "where were the parents?" cuz he had none. No parental supervision means that little boy is going to butt fuck town (population his tiny butt).
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An event held at some colleges where the students get naked and run along a route that is one mile long.
John is runing the naked mile.
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1: A unit of measurement designed to express the level of experience of a sexually explicit nature, most often used in the profession of butt-pirating.
2: A reference to any distance transversed that requires unnecessary amounts of effort.
1: "I say, Nigel, wouldn't you agree that Ian has attained more ass-miles than Christian on their butt-pirating expeditions?"
"Mmm, quite."
2: Taylor put up a rather large fuss, one that was quite warranted for the amount of ass-miles he was required to bike.
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A chick who was too cool for school, fucked every guy in highschool, partied hard and now lives in a trailer with three kids from three different dads, covered in typical chick tattoos (rose and thorns, lower back etc.) and is probablly a waitress.
Look at her, she's got a lot of party miles.
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a person who is super bald and has a shiny head but still uses shampoo. He has a crush on Tianzo.
Person 1: OMG that guy is so bald.
Person 2: He must be a Miles Gibson
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Home of the world famous Miles City Bucking Horse Sale, where anyone can be a cowboy, drunk for a week straight,hung over for an entire year and excited to go back and do it all over again. If you really do have a hillbilly bone you'll definitely find it in Miles City.
Kate- You going to Miles City to the Bucking Horse Sale?
Wyatt-Last time I went there I got so drunk I woke up naked in the park.
Kate-.....
Wyatt- Hell yes I'm going!
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Jack: What did the sprinters have to do as a workout?
Troy: Coach told us to run a mile but I only did 3 laps.
Jack: So a sprinter's mile?
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