milk pillows

Slang for breasts, preferably large enough to offer sufficient head support while sleeping.

Sharon's milk pillows are huge.

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milk-con

A convention where all black dads that dissapear go. It is very similar to cig-con. Once they go here they cannot leave since it has a one way entrance.

friend 1: "hey man I haven't ever seen your dad, where is he?"
friend 2: "He went to milk-con fifteen years ago"

milk squid

The result of leaving dollar store milk in the sun for 72 hours, thus creating the tiny birth of a milk squid.

"Oh man, remember last summer at the ice cream social? "

"Yeah, we left that 128 oz out in the sun too long and now we have our tiny pal, Earl."

"Mmmmmhmmm, but Earl is the best damn milk squid that we ever did see. "

milk boy

a milk boy is soft and has a milky complexion. It is ultimately a vibe. Everyone's first crush was probably a milk boy. Milk boys don't have much of a personality. There is nothing inside milk boy.

"oh my god, drake. You're such a milk boy"
"As a cookie cuck, I like milk boys"

Milking the chamber

When toking from a bong, one must hold a lit lighter to the end of the chalice, put his mouth to the opening at the top of the bong and breath in to draw the smoke up and into the chamber. The process is referred to as 'milking the chamber.' Once the chamber has been milked appropriately, the toker takes his thump from the rush hole and breathes in HARD, sucking up a sweet blend of air and smoke which may give him a harsh headrush.

"Dude, you milked that chamber nicely, now take yo' thumb off the rush hole and BREATHE IT!!"

shake the milk

Bouncin them titties!

Lemmy stares at himself in the mirror as he tries to shake the milk.

ear milk

Music that is actually good and healthy. No trashy music. Only the good stuff. Music that is pleasant to the ear.

If you think Soulja Boy's music is good then Outkast must be ear milk to you.

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