One who is compelled to take a stand against trivial matters and air their frustrations—usually pertaining to fastfood—on Facebook
“Dear Steak n Shake, if I come through the drive through and you tell me I can’t have a milkshake because your machine is down, you’re not allowed to have ‘Shake’ in the name of your restaurant!”
—Tim’s Facebook status, 1:37am
Tim is being a milkshake gatekeeper
When a black and a white person fuck a girl and both ejaculate inside her, resembling an Oreo milkshake
Yeah man, me and my friend ______ Oreo milkshaked this bitch last week!
When two men, one black and one white, have a threesome with a girl and both ejaculate inside her, resembling an Oreo milkshake.
Yeah man, me and my friend _____ Oreo milkshaked her last week
Where you make a milkshake after preforming the act of self pleasure to re-hydrate and give a tasty snack.
"I just made a dick milkshake!"
Alabama Milkshake:
The process of cumming in one's own mother, then pulling out, adding in ice cream and said mom's out breast milk, and fucking until the mixture is sufficiently stirred. A staple of family gatherings.
Nadia: I heard your mom just turned 50, how was the party?
Nate: Yeah, the party was really fun, we had a big cake, and I gave her an Alabama Milkshake!
Nadia: Nice!
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When your stomach hurts and makes a sloshing sound.
I can't succ more bread, i feel like a walking milkshake.
Milkshake Powder.....Powdered Drugs
Basically
Guy1 : Fancy Some Milkshake Powder Tonight?
Guy2 : Yeah Sure
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