Minge pie

A fanny eaten at Xmas.

Open up love. I'm ready to eat yer Yuletide minge pie.

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Bucket Minge

To have an excessively large vagina, due to a high amount of sexual intercoarse or being really really bored and sticking phalic objects up there.

Derek: Shelly lied to me, she ain't a virgin!
Raj: How did you find that out?
Derek: She's a got fuckin bucket minge!
Raj: Maybe she's been bored.

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Minge Spacker

A male who, during sex, after the female screams 'harder' pulls out a spatular and slaps the womens genitalia until she screams stop.

this is a type of bondage.

Guy - Check that gash ova there bladdd, OI MY SIZE.

*Girl walks over to speak to him*

Guy - what you up to tonight babe? fancy letting me minge spack you?

Girl - NARRR im not into bondage.

*Girl walks back to her friends*

Girl - i wouldnt bother with him hes a minge spacker.

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Yao Ming

a dude who can kick shaq's azz anytime!

yao ming just smoked shaq!!

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ming mong

A term of endearment used to describe small, furry creatures.

"Awww, what a cute little ming mong, I just want to pick it up and squeeze it!"

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knaw ming

Usually used in the form of a question; One would use this at the end of a statement in order to make sure the listener(s) understand the information put forth.

That bitch is hella whack, knaw ming?

Dude, I'd tap that, knaw ming?

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Minge Rot

A phrase describing the condition of any female possessing a Sexually Transmitted Decease or Infection

You don't want to go there mate, Rachel's got Minge Rot.

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