Moscow Mitch

Thats when you get drunk on vodka and then shit the bed. Just like Mitch McConnell shit the bed helping america through the pandemic

I pulled a Moscow Mitch last night...woke up covered in shit....again.

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mitch match

On April 30, 2019 you will wear different types of clothes or just in general Mitch match if you real one

If you don’t mitch match then you a bitch “ it’s mitch match”

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rusty mitch

when you you and your buddy fuck your girlfriend in the ass, than use ur shit covered dicks to play tic tac toe on her back.

me and my buddy got my girlfriend drunk and rusty mitched her.

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Ill Mitched

to misuse words in flagrantly bad usage

"My board is fast and danger."

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Mitch Slap

A very weak bitch slap. Often done jokingly, but occassionally a serious gesture.

That was one serious mitch slap, I bet you didn't even feel it.

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Mitch Reames

A bro who is amazingly chill.

bro lets hang with Mitch Reames hes chill

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A Mitch and T

1: "one who shuns themselves away in there room away from life, playing WoW (World of Warcraft) 24/7 and not being social in the outside world at ALL.

2: "someone realllllly lazy"

"hey do you wanna go to the mall with me?"
(nah, i think ima pull a mitch and t )

"get your ass up off the couch!!"
(DUDE!, im pulling a mitch and t!!

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