desperation mode

Desperation mode is a state in which many unsuccessful Tinder users find themselves in typically on a Friday night, when they once again find themselves alone and without a date. In an attempt to increase their odds on this "matching" app, they basically swipe right or select every single person, regardless of age, appearance or gender. This ultimately increases their overall chances of someone expressing an interest in them, therefore alleviating any feelings of loneliness or rejection. When in "desperation mode," people may exhibit erratic emotions, signs of physical or verbal desperation, sweating and even crying.

"Man, look at Mike go tonight...he is in serious desperation mode; he really needs to get laid."

Rock mode

Rock mode is when a man experiences a rock-like feeling from his groinal region. A boner

"She walked in on me in the morning and caught me in rock mode"

Riku mode

A type of mode that literally can fuck everyone in the entire world. Most likely to appear in discord servers where when riku mode activated people get banned, channels gone or even CP is posted to ruin entire mans existence. Most importanly it hits the weebs the most due to waifu genocide.

Example 1:

Person A: ''Hey what happened today why are there over a billion people dead?''
Person B: ''Ah u know Riku mode was activated''
Person A: ''Understandable have a nice day''

Example 2:

A: "Yo bro can I have that waifu?"
B: "Ah, well, I kinda like her so I have to say no"
A: ''ok force divorce and deleting the server for a good measure"
B: ''wtf bro dont go riku mode right now''

Paula Mode

The act of beating a child to death.

I went completely Paula Mode on Keanu last night

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locked mode

The stupid ass mode that Google made for Google Forms, where you cannot access anything on the computer while you are taking the quiz. Not even applications.

Little Johney: This fucking locked mode bullshit is motherfucking bullshit!! I can't even change the music I'm playing because it's so stupid.

Matthew Mode

When someone is both mad cause bad, and bad cause mad. Often also described as malding, peeling, eating dick and or smelling his/her maw.

He is going Matthew Mode

Hush Mode

When a dude gets violated so bad to the point he doesnt know what to say anymore
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AW NAH HE ON HUSH MODE SPEAK OR FOLD SON

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