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one of the best shows of all time and, like every other great show on Nickelodeon (angry beavers, doug, ahh! real monsters, invader zim, ren and stimpy), it got cancelled cuz Nick turned into a gay-ass, stupid fucking fag channel and has now been taken over by stupid shitdick shows like catscratch, teenage robot, danny phantom, some shit with jamie spears, and some stupid avatar shit
Jon: Rocko's Modern Life is a great show
Bill: No shit!
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Modern Warfare 2 is the second coming of Modern Warfare! The trailer was released a while back and loads of people went crazy as they seen perks in the corner! It was probably never going to be made, but World at War sucked so much they needed to get the fans back.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen the Modern Warfare 2 trailer?
Guy 2: No, haven't been doing much else, but hanging with my girlfriend since I leveled up on Prestige 10 on cod4!
Guy 2's girlfriend: Hey, what is Modern Warfare 2?
Guy 2: Your replacement when this hot piece of gaming heaven comes out muhahahahahaha lolzzzzz!
Guy 1: Haha, bitch!!
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A delightful occasion when a gentleman is able to release his seed on his partner's face. Usually followed by a quick grab for the phone by the gentleman and a txt to his mates.
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"Tate modern! She squealed a bit and I don't reckon she'll give us a lift to footy tomorrow now.."
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The second worst FPS to be released ever.
If you're looking for:
- Broken Online Gameplay
- Shitty P2P
- Most of your Xbox/PS3 controllers broken within a week
Then this is the game for you.
Guy 1: So, you played Modern Warfare 2 yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, It's pretty terrible. I'd rather play World At War than this piece of shit.
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The biggest piece of shit disappointment to ever have been released since Halo 3. Story completely ignores the laws of physics, and once you get over seeing Soap's face for the first time, your cock goes limp as he parkour jumps his way to a whole Russian base to destroy them all afterwards making a jump 1 mile long on a snowmobile.
Even moreso, the multiplayer is the biggest turd of the sandwich, made up of huge faggot 8 year olds yelling racial slurs because mommy and daddy aren't home, and the sounds of Aussies cutting themselves because they haven't joined suit with the rest of their nation in destroying their fucking games due to the immense, "Ameri-lag."
Infinity Ward tricked many people into buying this satan spawn, so mission accomplished, good job.
Longcat: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2? Don't you mean Camp of Shit: Model 1887 2?
Tacgnol: BARACK OBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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The epitome of bullshit that far exceeds that of any other video game in the history of man. Completely filled with game breaking mechanics often resulting in numerous frustrating deaths and a spawn system designed to fuck over players of a higher caliber MW2 is by far the worst in the call of duty series.
Guy 1: Hey last night I was playing MW2 and the whole enemy team was using one man army danger close noob tubes and randomly shot them all across the map and the when I finally did get with in range of one of them, they had painkiller and commando-ed me from 10 feet away! It was such a blast!
Guy 2: Seriously, you had fun in all that?
Guy 1: Hell no! I destroyed the game shortly afterwards to preserve my sanity
Modern Warfare 2=noob friendly
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Acting immature; having a tendency to angrily rant on Twitter. Antonym: presidential
Donald Trump's behavior is not presidential, it is modern day presidential
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