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Shaolin Monks

One of the most powerful humans in the world.

The Shaolin Monks followed him to his home to beat him up.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021


Monk Stuff

General plural term for illicit and abused drugs; originated and mostly used in the Cedar Valley of Iowa, which is a state of the U.S. Derivative most probably from the term monk

Can you believe that innocent old man is on monk stuff?

Monk stuff was the only way he could stop his compulsive worshiping of his puddle wife.

by Bandita Chinchilla March 19, 2009


monk soot

When a monk is burned alive/dead and their smoke creates soot.

"Hey keep that monk soot off my classic car bud!"

by MonkSootKing February 7, 2015


dirty monk

a greaser who just can't stop being a retard.

that dude looks like a total dirty monk.

Allan: bro stop being such a dirty monk, you got crusties all over you, and you got jizz on ur pants.
Dave: i just came here to walk.
Dave:

by cheek tap man June 16, 2017


Monke King

The ruler of the Monke Kingdom. This chubby boye is fearless, he beats his fully-grown male chest before attacking his prey. This title only belongs to the greatest.

"All hail Monke King"

by Monke King February 1, 2021


Monk-like

Containing both the positive and negative aspects of life as a monk at the same time.

That guy "Taoist Monk" seems to exude both the positive and negative sides of being a monk. On one hand he means well and seems to be helpful but he's also celibate. He' seems very Monk-like.

by Bigbabyjesus54 July 21, 2016


emily monk

Cumslut, will do anything to pleasure your dick. She gives the best sloppy head and has an amazing ass that bounces like balloons. Loves to tease guys and play hard to get.

Me: I have a crush on emily monk
Friend: no shit dude she is a fucking whore

by JoJo Stalin III November 23, 2019