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Where the elevation surpasses the population
I had to drive through rural Montana to get to Spokane and it was depressing
The act of performing oral sex with your partner while your mouth is full of toothpaste.
Guy #1: It smells so clean in here!
Guy #2: It's because my girl had a Montana mouthwash this morning!
extremely small and some how curved
Montana’s dick looks like an autistic tic tac
The act of drilling a hole into a mountain side and putting a Fleshlight into it and fucking it.
"I committed moaning montana on mount everest"
a complete and uter hobo that derserves to be lonley in life and wonder where she/he went wrong. they are usually found in your boyfriends bed or in a food outlet. they usually dress provoctivally and will lie about most things. montana golana's will try and take your boyfriend away and act innocent and probs wont even get with them it is just to be an anoying self centred bit*h
person A: omg why did you split up with your boyfriend
person b: i dont know it was probs a montana golana
montana golana: smiles and walks away
When a woman having a threesome with two men, takes a dick in each ear.
My boyfriend and his best friend gave me a Montana Muffler last night, so you’ll have to speak up.